Title: "After the Party's Over" Authors: Angela W. and Melissa Category: Alternative Universe (MSR/DRR) Rating: Strong R Timespan/Spoilers: Anything up through season eight should be considered fair game, but few things in this universe correspond exactly to the "real" XF world. Summary: First of all, know that this is a semi-smutty follow-up to a PG fanfic called "Byers Dreamworld Revisited". You really should read that one (it's short) in order to understand this one. Basically, this is a "blissed out" XF universe where nothing bad, other than Samantha's abduction, has ever happened to anyone. Diabetics beware! Told in alternative, first person POVs. Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to us. They are the property of Chris Carter and 1013 Productons. Notes: Angela W. wrote most of this. Melissa gallanty voluteered to write the DRR part, as I am not a big fan of those two. For those of you who are fans of my regular "married" series (the ones where Mulder and Scully got married in Las Vegas). . .despite the fact that Mulder and Scully are married in this, it's not part of that series. I'm almost finished with the next story in that series, and should be posting it soon. Feedback: If it's nice or contains *constructive* criticism, feedback is valued. Melissa doesn't do this a lot, so be encouraging to her. Archive: Feel free to archive anywhere! *** If this party doesn't end soon, I'm going to lose my mind. Kathleen fell asleep about twenty minutes ago and is cuddled up on a blanket with her cousin Will. As soon as our baby was asleep, Missy plopped herself down in my lap. Which would be okay, if she'd just sit still. But Missy's the biggest flirt to ever walk the face of the planet. Maggie and Dana have both told me that she started when she was about 11 and hasn't stopped yet. You'd think that a beautiful, natural-born flirt married to a science geek like me would spell trouble, right? Nope. For some inexplicable reason, which is beyond even Mulder's ability to postulate a hypothesis on, Missy is as crazy about me as I am about her. So she flirts with me. Constantly. She calls me at work to whisper suggestions of what we can do when I get home. She sends me e-mails that are eventually going to get us busted for violating federal indecency laws. She touches me as much as she can and, whenever possible, she sits in my lap. I'm not complaining; I'm bragging. But right now, considering that all I'm wearing is a pair of swim trunks, my reaction to my lovely wife's proximity is going to be blatantly obvious the moment she leaves my lap. Missy chooses this moment to lean down and whisper, "Gee, Sean, did you put your service weapon in your swim trunks or are you just glad to see me?" "You're funny, Missy," I snap. "Are you mad at me?" she asks, drawing her head far enough back so that she can look into my eyes in the gathering dusk. Missy hates to fight, hates to have me mad at her; totally unlike her sister and brother-in-law, who seem to get off on arguing with each other. "No, gorgeous," I reply. "I'm not mad. You know what I am." She smiles. "I know. Me, too. Can we leave now?" "Missy, if I stand up right now, it's going to be immediately noticeable to everyone here as to exactly why we're leaving." She glances at the edge of the pool less than a foot away from where we're sitting. "When we first stand up, I'll be in front of you. Then you can stumble into the pool." I nod. That'll work. Outside of work and bed, I'm a complete klutz. That fact long ago ceased to even bother me. I excel at the two areas of my life that I give a damn about and pretty much for the same reasons. Under vastly different circumstances, both Missy and Dana have commented that they really appreciate my meticulous attention to even the smallest details and my refusal to quit until I've got things done *exactly* right. So we say something about needing to get home, stand up and I pretend to lose my footing. Only thing is, as I go in, I grab Missy's waist and pull her in with me. We come up gasping for air and, since my back is turned toward the rest of the party, I shoot her a grin. Missy can't even say anything. What's she going to do, accuse me of doing it on purpose? Once we get dried off, gather up Kathleen and make it to the car, she turns on me. "You did that on purpose, Sean!" she says, her voice wavering between amused and angry. "Are you mad at me?" I ask, echoing her words of fifteen minutes earlier. For good measure, I reach over and trail my fingers along the inside of her thigh. Missy's inner thighs are very sensitive. Even through the thick material of her bathing suit, I can see her nipples immediately pucker in response. "No," she says slowly, drawing out the word. I continue to mess with her on the way home -- luckily it isn't far -- and by the time we arrive she's whimpering softly. Missy scoops up Kathleen and hurries into the house with her, while I unload the baby paraphenelia and then make sure all the doors are locked and lights are off. By the time I get upstairs, Missy has stripped. She tackles me and knocks me onto the bed, landing squarely atop my body. Then she dives in for a kiss. When we finally come up for air, I say. "You know, Missy, this is a lot of fun. But I think we could have even more fun if we were *both* naked." "Yeah," she agrees, rolling to one side long enough for me to yank off my bathing suit, then straddling me again. She immediately engulfs me in her body, a position which puts her gorgeous breasts right at the level of my mouth. It's not like I need an engraved invitation. I latch onto one with my mouth, while using my hand to caress the other one. Missy only recently weaned Kathleen and,while I did my best to be supportive of her breastfeeding, I'm quite frankly glad to be able to do this again without getting a faceful of milk in the process. Missy is beginning to quiver and moan above me. I'm not surprised she's so close; we've basically been indulging in a muted version of foreplay ever since Kathleen fell asleep at the party over an hour ago. Her orgasm is fantastic and I watch it play across her face while feeling it play out in the pulsating pressure around my cock. As soon as she's finished, I roll her on to her back and begin thrusting into her. It takes only a minute or two until I come and collapse on top of her immediately afterwards. I know most men tend to fall asleep after sex, but I apparently am worse than most. "Sean, move," Missy says in the tone of a woman has this particular conversation with her sex-sated husband on a frequent basis. I retain just enough consciousness to roll over on my side and spoon her up next to me. "'night, Missy. Love you," I murmur. "I love you too," she replies. Then I'm out like a light. *** If this party doesn't end soon, I'm going to lose my mind. Kimberly has lured me into the water and is floating beside me like some sort of fertility goddess. She keeps bringing home these books for expectant fathers that have sections in them about how to assure your wife that you still find her desirable once her pregnancy becomes obvious. Apparently I'm having some sort of unusual reaction because lack of desire is not the problem here. I've never seen anything as erotic as my wife's belly swollen with our baby in my entire life. She practically has to use a fire hose to keep me off of her. My main worry is that I'm going to hurt her. Being as I'm twice her size -- I'm not even going to get into the fact that I'm also damned near twice her age -- that was a concern even before she was pregnant. She swears I never have, but the intensity of my desire sometimes frightens me. The other day, during what was supposed to be a routine meeting, I began rambling on about her pregnancy. Finally Mulder -- thank God, he and Scully were the only ones in the room -- put his hands on both my shoulders, looked me in the eye and said, "Skinner. We know she's pregnant. And we're very happy for you, honestly we are. But we only have a limited amount of time here. Can we get back to the business at hand?" You know you've got it bad when Special Agent Fox Mulder, the FBI's poster boy for unprofessional behavior, has to remind you to keep your mind on your job. Kimberly stands up in the shallow water and smiles at me. "Come on. Let's go home," she says quietly. I nod. We dry off and make our goodbyes. As soon as we pull out of the driveway, Kimberly reaches out and squeezes my biceps. "Yeah?" I ask, figuring she's trying to get my attention. "Nothing," she replies with a shrug and a smile. "I just like feeling your muscles. It's nice being married to an iron man." "Be my guest," I answer. We make it home in record time; if I had been stopped by a local cop, I would have pulled out my FBI credentials and flashed them. Local cops tend to get real respectful when the words "Assistant Director for the FBI" are said, even if the man saying them is wearing a bathing suit. We walk straight into the bedroom and Kimberly immediately peels off her bathing suit. I do the same. She lets her eyes roam southward and smiles at me with a teasing glint in her eyes. I grin back. From everything I've read and heard, most 50-year-old men need actual sexual touching -- rather than just visual stimulation -- to achieve a full erection. Not me. The fact that I'm in top physical condition probably helps, but my beautiful 34-year-old wife is undoubtedly the main reason I'm able to spring to attention just from looking. I pick her up and place her gently on the middle of our bed. Then I begin to kiss my way down her body. I'm careful not to suckle on her breasts, as she's reached the point in her pregnancy where too much attention to her that area of her anatomy is painful rather than pleasureable. Instead, I leave a moist trail between them and continue along the rounded swell of her belly. I half-expect a movement in her womb in response to my touch, but the baby must be sleeping. So I continue to my goal and slide my tongue between her legs. "Mmm! Yeah. More! Oh, yeah!" she moans above me. Her taste is delicious, even the slight scent of chlorine from the pool not overriding it. I keep at it until she climaxes, then I slowly kiss my way back up her body. "You're gorgeous when you come," I whisper in her ear as I spoon her next to me. "You're so *good*," she replies, her voice admiring. "How do you want me to. . .?" "We don't have to do anything else if you're tired," I say softly. I'll truly be content just to hold her, knowing I've made her happy. "Well, I'm not going to attempt to sleep with that," she wiggles her bottom against me to indicate the specific part of my anatomy to which she is referring, "poking me in the back all night long. Besides, I like making you happy, too." "Honey, you make me happy just by being here," I assure her. She flashes me a look which I've learned to watch out for. "However, if you want to make me *extremely* happy," I lift one of her legs over both of mine and begin to push slowly inside her still wet body. We both groan soflty. I keep up the pace for quite a while, kissing her shoulder and neck, murmuring endearments in her ear. She mostly replies with soft sighs, but eventually says, "Wow, you're an iron man in more ways than one, aren't you?" While the words are said lightly, I sense an underlying plea in them. She's tired, she's probably starting to get sore and she wants to get this show on the road so we can go to sleep. Even in my 20s, I never had problems with being trigger happy, but in this marriage I've experienced a problem I never had in any of my previous intimate relationships. It's not impotence -- viagra is the last thing I need -- it's just an an inablity to ejaculate until a *long* time after I first get an erection. The ability to last for quite a while is supposed to be a good thing, something women crave and men brag about. However, as Kimberly said once -- after what was supposed to be a "quickie" bout of morning sex led to both of us being extremely late for work -- it's possible to have too much of a good thing. I'd be willing to pull out and simply let the erection subside -- it would, sooner or later -- but then she'd feel bad, as if she'd failed to satisfy me. So I really try to concentrate. What finally pushes me over the edge, however, is when the baby kicks against the palm of my hand that is splayed against Kimberly's bare belly. The fact that this is the act which created the life which now thrives inside her triggers my orgasm. I pull out and snuggle her against me. I think she may already be asleep, but I murmur "'night, Kimberly. Love you." "I love you, too," she replies. Then I'm out like a light. *** If this party doesn't end soon, I'm going to lose my mind. I love hanging out with the gang, but it's now more the gang just hanging out in pairs...among other things threatening to hang out. My wife enjoys PDAs as she calls it, or Public Displays of Affection. All my buddies in college were into that, apparently it's a guy thing that skipped past me and landed on her. I'm uncomfortable being stared at by strangers and I know it makes my friends awkward when they're around our entwined selves. "Mmmmm," Monica purrs as she rubs my chest. A pool party? I'm only wearing shorts for cryin' out loud...and she's in, um, a few triangles of cloth tied together with string. Why couldn't this have been a ski-wear party? Don't think about it, don't think about it. Mind elsewhere. Think of nothing. Like Monica tells me to do when she tries to teach me her yoga stuff. Oh look, pretty flowers! The grass is green. The sky is blue. Her eyes are brown. "You're not paying attention to me." "I don't want to embarrass you if I get too excited." "Embarrass me! John Doggett you're crazy! I thought guys always bragged about their "assets." Don't they like to prove it to show off? 'Cuz you're one big specimen!" "Shhhh!" I hush. "Prude." She proceeds to grab me by the... "Eeek!" I squeak. She giggles. "Who's embarrassed now?" I slink down farther in the lawnchair, which is counter-productive since she was sitting on my lap but can now *lay* on me. I notice Luke has suddenly changed his thoughts about this party. He's certainly not bored. He's apparently lost interest in football or realized that being athletic impresses the girls. He's playing with Emily and the Byers girls now. Mulder's "secret" came 10 years too early. My man! If I were Mulder or Byers, I'd be interrogating immediately. If I had a girl... "I wanna have more babies." I gaze into Monica's blank stare. "Huh?" is her reply. "Huh?" I agree. What did I just say? I put my hand on her stomach. "Oh, John!" Teary eyes look back at me. "Really?" "Really." I always thought we'd just have one, no favoritism, and our first was a boy to carry on the Doggett name. But I'm a sap. Monica and I hold each other for a few minutes observing the children play. Wow. My heart is pounding and I can feel hers too. She's calmed down after crying. "Can we start now?" Aw, my horny woman. "Once we get home, can you wait that long?" She reluctantly nods. The drive home was the opposite of the drive over, now filled with the sounds of a preteen heartthrob. He's growing up. And his mom and I are on our way to make more of these expensive noisemakers. One step out of the bathroom, I'm attacked by a naked woman. My shorts disappear and I'm now standing in my birthday suit. "My, my, what do we have here?" Monica growls at my erection. "Were not going to...aahhhh...this way," I moan. "You never seem to have trouble with repeat performances or slow motion replays, John. You better not tonight." And I don't. My thought processes slowed for a while there, but the memory recorded it all. I'm now laying in satiated bliss in my lover's arms. That are now moving all over my body again. "Ready for more yet? Just one more inning?" she giggles against me. Man, she was talkin' bout male bragging earlier. I am now 'da man, surely, as I married a non-stop orgasm machine. "One more," I offer. Afterwards I snuggle up to her with my hand on her stomach. "I love you." "I love you too," she replies. Then I'm out like a light. *** If this party doesn't end soon, I'm going to lose my mind. For some reason, Scully has decided we should make out in the deep end of the pool. I'm standing at point where my chin is just barely above water and she's floating next to me with her arms wrapped around my neck and her tongue in my ear. "This is nice," she whispers. "We can kiss in the water while standing up without me having to suffer neck strain." She proceeds to demonstrate and I put my hands on her ass to hold her. I feel like pounding my chest in he-man exuberance. Thank God. . .Scully's libido's finally back!! I knew what to expect, this time around, so it didn't freak me out quite as much as it did after Emily's birth. During the first six months or so after giving birth, a nursing mother simply doesn't feel much in the way of sexual desire. It's not that we haven't been making love; we have, four or five times a month, ever since the doctor gave us the okay at the six-weeks postpartum check-up. But Scully wasn't really into it. I made all the advances and she simply. . .accepted them. Having sex with me was a way of meeting *my* needs, much in the same way that nursing William was a way of meeting his and reading "Little Critter" books while cuddled on our bed was a way of meeting Emily's. In one sense, Scully wanted to have sex, because she loves me and wanted me to know it. But she didn't crave it for her own satisfaction. Tonight, unless I'm very much mistaken, she wants it. Bad. "Dana," I finally murmur when we come up for air. "I'm enjoying this immensely but exactly why are we doing it here and now?" I jerk my head slightly in the direction of Emily, playing the shallow end of the pool with the Byers' daughters, to indicate what I mean. That and the fact that there are several other adults either supervising the girls or sitting on the patio near where William is sleeping. It's growing dark, and our activities probably aren't particularly apparent to the others, but I really prefer to keep our private life private. She sighs and looks -- at least to the extent that I can tell in the dusk -- a little embarrassed. "It's just that. . . tonight reminded me of another pool party Missy and I attended about 20 years ago. In California, while we were in high school. Missy spent most of that party making out with a really good-looking guy in the deep end of the pool, while I mostly hung around the punch bowl and ate Chex mix. Tonight, I guess, I just wanted to have a turn to be the girl enjoying the attentions of the best-looking guy at the party." "Um, if the point is to make your sister jealous, I hate to tell you this, but she's already left." There's also the minor matter that she probably wouldn't care, anyway. For some weird reason, Missy is actually *crazy* about Pendrell, and seems to think he's sexy. Pendrell seems to simply think he's died and gone to heaven. "No, I don't care about Missy, I just want to fool around with you," she replies. "Let's go home then," I suggest. She nods and we quickly gather up our protesting daughter and sleeping son, make our goodbyes to our hosts, then load everybody into the minivan. Happily, Emily falls asleep on the drive home and we managed to get both her and William unbuckled and into the house without waking them. "Where were we?" I ask as soon as Scully and I enter our bedroom. "Do you want me to give you a big, sloppy hickey to add to our make out experience?" "No, I just want you naked and in bed. Now!" "Yes, ma'am," I reply. This isn't the kind of order I'd want to ignore. I ease my swimsuit over my raging erection, pull back the covers and slide into bed. Scully strips out of her bathing suit and slides in beside me, giggling and kissing. If I didn't know better, I'd swear she was drunk; except she's still nursing William twice a day and I know she didn't have anything alcoholic at the party. I guess she's just in a silly mood. I roll on top of her and kiss her, long and deep. We most commonly make love with Scully on top; because she's so tiny, it's the easiest position for us and the one that's most pleasureable for her. But tonight I'm in an alpha male mood and want to be the dominant partner. So I slide her legs up along my back and hover above her, with my cock just grazing her entrance. "You ready or you want to play some more?" I ask. "Fox, I've been ready since we started fooling around in the pool an hour ago," she points out. I nod and slide into her. She wasn't kidding; she's more than ready for me. I begin a gentle, rollicking motion, intent on taking things slow. But Scully has other notions. She tightens her legs around me and starts lifting her hips up off the bed to meet my thrusts. I get the idea and speed things up, sliding a hand under her ass to tilt her toward me. If I time this just right we ought to be able to. . .yeah, Scully's starting to quiver in a way that six years of marriage enable me to recognize as a prelude to her climax. Which is good, because I'm starting to see the spots before my eyes that are a prelude to mine. Our climax is virtually simultaneous and we open our eyes to gaze with wonder at each other. "I love you, Dana," I whisper as I pull out and spoon her close to me. "I love you, too," she replies. Then I'm out like a light. *** If this party doesn't end soon, I'm going to lose my mind. Yeah, I know. Not much to lose. Unlike most of the men here, I'm not an intellectual giant. I didn't even make it all the way through college, dropping out after my junior year to play third-string pro ball for a couple of years. Neither Melissa Pendrell nor Kimberly Skinner is a college graduate, either, but they're probably smarter than I am. However, Yves is wearing a bikini and a policy debate is not exactly what I have in mind for our activities one we return home. Yves likes sex. That fact doesn't surprise me. I'm not egotistical, but I generally assume a woman will enjoy herself when she's in bed with me. I've got an athlete's body and a generous attitude. It surprised the hell out of Yves the first night we made love, though. She wasn't a virgin, but she'd apparently never actually experienced an orgasm before. Now, she keeps wanting to test the theory: like she has to prove to herself that the first few hundred times weren't a fluke, that lovemaking really is everything it's cracked up to be, after all. So, when she climbs out of the pool, I haul her to me and whisper, "Let's go home". "But I'm having fun," she replies. "You'll have more fun once we get home," I reply. "Trust me, sweetheart." She shivers and I don't think it's entirely due to the cool evening air caressing her wet body. She nods and we make our goodbyes. As soon as we get home, I press her up against the wall and kiss her, long and deep. One of the stupidest statements I've ever heard -- at least, that I didn't make myself -- is that British woman lack passion. Yeah, right. Yves is raking her nails up and down my back and wiggling herself so ecstatically against me that I think she's going to come before I even get her stripped. "Hold on just a minute, honey," I murmur when we come up for air. I untie her bikini top with a couple of quick flicks of my fingers and toss it aside, then pull down her bottoms with one hand while removing my own swim trunks with the other, all while continuing to kiss and nibble along her neck and ear. "Can we go to bed now?" Yves whimpers as I bring one of my hands up and begin to gently tweak at her nipples. "I thought we'd just stay here, unless you particularly want to head up to the bedroom," I reply. I've nailed Yves' luscious ass in just about every room of our spacious home -- our bedroom, the guest room, the study, both bathrooms and the living room -- but the kitchen is still uncharted territory. "On the floor?" she asks hesitantly. "No, just like this," I answer, continuing to caress her. "Up against the wall." "I've heard about -- 0oh, yeah, Jimmy, like that! -- sex standing up, but didn't think it was actually possible." "It is, but only for men who have really superb upper body strength," I assure her. Then I dip my fingers into her to make sure she's ready. "Do you want to try it like this or go upstairs?" "Like this. What do I do?" "Hook your leg around my waist," I instruct, sliding a hand up her thigh and lifting it. "Then wrap your arms around my neck and hold on." I surge into her and her eyes go wide with wonder. "Wow!" she says. Then she begins to wiggle and pump herself enthusiastically against me. I stay still and let her ride me 'til her orgasm hits. I tend to be a bit on the trigger happy side and if I moved too much the game would be over before Yves got her turn at bat. When she'd done, I give a couple of powerful thrusts and explode inside her. Then I throw her over my shoulder and climb the stairs to our room, where I tumble us both into bed. "You're a cave man, Jimmy," she says as I spoon her against me. "Is that a complaint?" I ask. "Not at all; it's a compliment," she replies, snuggling more closely against me. "Good night, Yves. I love you," I say with a huge yawn. "I love you, too," she replies. Then I'm out like a light. *** If this party doesn't end soon, I'm going to lose my mind. All the other families have left. . .either because their kids were tired or because married men are capable of thinking of more exciting things to do on a Friday night than sitting around drinking beer and discussing conspiracy theories. Alas, Frohike and Langley are still here. It's to the point where I am *seriously* considering telling them that Suzanne and I are going to bed now and they can let themselves out. She came back down after getting the girls to sleep and snuggled up against me. I whispered to her that she could go on to bed but she whispered back that she wanted me in bed with her. I nodded and smiled and pulled her closer. My passion for Suzanne surprises me sometimes. I apparently view sex in a different manner than the vast majority of the world's male population. For me, it's an act that arises out of love. I desire Suzanne because I love her, not the other way around. I'm capable of appreciating the beauty of other women, but only in an academic way, the same way I appreciate the a beautiful painting or sunset. It's only the thought of my wife that produces a physical reaction. Finally, Frohike and Langley leave. I wait until their van has pulled out of the driveway and then turn to Suzanne. "Bed?" I ask. "Nope. Swimming pool. I've been wanting to do you there since we bought the house back in October, but this if the first night it's been warm enough." "Damn, Suzanne," I say, following her back out to the patio. "You've been thinking about this for seven months and are just now getting around to sharing it with me?" "You would have had me out here in February, Johnny" she points out. Probably true enough. We strip off our bathing suits and step back into the water; it's grown cooler in the past hour, but whatever negative effect the water has on my anatomy is more than offset by the sight of my beautiful, naked wife. She floats up to me and we kiss, then I lift her; the water makes it easy. We kiss some more, then I enter her. I send up a slow, easy pace. I've never been a big fan of quickie sex. We usually make love at langorous pace -- unless the girls are banging on our bedroom door. That happened a couple of mornings ago. It was actually pretty funny; Suzanne lying beneath me, yelling out things like "Go watch cartoons" and "I'll get you some cereal in a minute" alternating with hissing whispers of "harder" and "yesss!" in my ear. But, tonight, we're in no hurry. When I sense she's very, very close, I back up so that we're sitting on the steps to the pool. Actually climaxing while our private parts are underwater would be kind of difficult. She comes and I follow, only moments later. We kiss once more, softly. Then we climb out of the pool and wrap up in towels and tiptoe into the house. "That was fun tonight," she says, as I pull back the covers of our bed and we snuggle together. "I enjoyed seeing everybody." "Having our friends over was nice," I agree, "but, as far as I'm concerned, the highlight of the evening was our little private party just now. I love you, Suzanne. So much." "I love you, too," she replies. Then I'm out like a light. Authors' email addys: Angela's is tapw63@yahoo.com Melissa's is audrey_jay_4x@yahoo.com audrey_jay_4x@yahoo.com